If I got marooned on a desert island, someone would show up six months later and think I had been there 2 weeks. My Island Beard would be more of an Island Peach Fuzz. It's the main reason I hope to never get marooned. That, and I would most likely eat poison berries and violently crap myself to death and my remains would be discovered in the cave of whatever animal dragged my corpse away to feed their cubs. But the beard is the main reason!