"When I Grow Up I Want To Be a Sycophant!"

Happy Oscar day everyone! Here's an old piece to celebrate. It's a statement about those who chase the reflective glow of the entourage and it's valueless faux-glory. This city has plenty of them. Not that celebrities don't need friends- but no one needs the kind of friends who see their friendship as a status symbol or an excuse to validate themselves.

Also- I know it won't but I hope that Before Midnight wins Best Adapted Screenplay.