Yoga

Hey, I like yoga- don't get me wrong, but some people LOVE yoga. Like... Really love yoga. Like, if yoga was a band- they would wear the shirt for Yoga AT the Yoga concert- and they would tell everyone how they were into Yoga before Yoga was cool- and they would wait for Yoga outside Yoga's concert venue, hoping to get an autograph and a photo with Yoga- but when Yoga showed up, they got overwhelmed and just started screaming and crying and fainting. I admire that level of devotion to anything as long as it doesn't come with a pamphlet and a long speech by a person with crazy eyes about how "a lot of people say it's a cult, but it's not a cult" before explaining how I can join their cult. 

Shine on you crazy diamonds!